Monday, January 31, 2005

Mice

What's with these pesky little rodents? They seem to think the whole world is their private litterbox. No wonder no one's made housepets out of them. They tend to publish their regular routes, like the cereal cupboard. Too bad they tried infiltrating a house where the occupants enjoy designing pitfalls alternative to the common mousetrap.

Plan A is currently in operation. If it fails, we may implement Plan B (brainchild of several younger tacticians):

Stay Out Of The Cupboard

It's time to find out whether mice can really read or not.

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