Some of these do need context.
Family
Nolan (regarding his coleslaw): "I wish I could have hotslaw."
Coming back from Texas, Ardith attempting to follow Daddy...
Ardith: "See, this is the problem with Daddy. He can't turn around!"
When the dishwasher pipes were going in...
Nolan: "Pipe cement is very bad for you."
Daddy (snorts): "Just breathing it can make you sick!"
Nolan: "Then you have to have a cough drop."
Derek and Carolyn playing Romans, Ethan playing their slave...
Derek: "Please? Carolyn, you're saying please? You don't say please to a slave."
Looking out for Uncle Stan's in Georgia...
Trevor: "Is it a white house?"
Nolan: "Umm, yes, I think."
Trevor: "Is it a white house, Mommy?"
Mommy: "I don't remember."
Nolan: "Or maybe it's painted - blue! Or - red!"
Trevor: "Yes, it's not a white house, it's a blue house!"
Nolan: "Or maybe it's green."
Trevor: "Yes, it's a green house! It's a green house, Mommy."
Mommy: "Trevor, do you have to talk all the time?"
Trevor: "Yes, Mommy, I have to talk all the time."
Heard on the radio
"Spend less on hotels and more on power tools!"
"The carnage will be devastating. AND YOU'LL BE THERE!"
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"But I think you'll find college more interesting than work."
I sure hope so...I'm a little concerned about the "writing papers" thing, but the rest of it should be interesting!
Yes, I have to admit that college papers sometimes yank on my writing enjoyment... but, somehow, they always get written!
We're getting that rain now!! :o)
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