Ha ha ha! Bet you didn't know I was into puns. Especially once you know that this tale will be about skunks.
Well, I'm not into puns, just threw that one up to laugh at.
So do you want to hear my skunk story? The w-h-o-l-e story? Nobody's heard the whole story yet. (Nope, it doesn't end with "Sharon gets sprayed!", stop getting so excited.)