I was peacefully driving home on Friday night, around 11:30 P.M. Suddenly, the Abominable Snow Monster leaped out of the ditch and smacked into my car!!
Or it might just have been a deer. I'm not sure. It all happened so fast. And now it's really traumatizing me to have beast hair sticking out of my tire.
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Man...did that ruminant crack the top of your purdy new hubcap?
Oh, no, that's just the old hubcap that was already cracked. But as I can't prove it was cracked before, can we still hold "that ruminant" liable?
Beast hair? haha! I'm glad you were unharmed!
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