Wednesday, June 08, 2011
The trip out East, Part 2
Monday, June 06, 2011
The trip out East, Part 1
Saturday, May 07, 2011
The Chicken and the Duck
Sunday, May 01, 2011
Back
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Phone Talk
---I almost forgot to put this on the blog! from several weeks ago---
I just love conference calls, because they mean talking to people, and people are so much fun! This afternoon I had a nice conversation with New Jersey, here is how it started...
Sharon: Hi!
NJ 1: Hello Sharon, how are you?
Sharon: Good, how are you guys doing?
NJ 1: Good! How are you on this Friday afternoon?
Sharon: I'm good, hey guess what?! It's snowing here!
NJ:
NJ 1: It's snowing? Sharon, where are you located?
Sharon: In northern Indiana.
NJ 1: Oh!
NJ 2: Actually I think there is one county in New Jersey that has a chance of getting snow tonight.
Sharon: Ohh, how exciting for you guys.
NJ:
NJ 2: Not really!
NJ 1: Sharon, do you like the snow?
Sharon: Oh yes, I love snow, I love driving in it!
NJ:
NJ 2: Definitely not my favorite part! It shouldn't be snowing for another month and a half - there should be a regulation for it.
NJ 1: I like snow on Christmas, for the holidays.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Wrists are precious
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Walking giggles
Guy: Hi, want a drink?
Sharon: No thank you.
Guy: I have clean lips, believe it or not.
Sharon: I believe you.
[... keeps walking, finally gets far enough to laugh convulsively]
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Knock-Knock Joke... Not
"How do Hoosiers feel about electronic filing?" -- well, I would say they despise the system right now...
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
A Midwesterner in Massachusetts, Part 2
Sunday, March 28, 2010
A Midwesterner in Massachusetts, Part 1
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Another Let's-pretend-we're-IT Night
Sunday, January 24, 2010
About a screw or two
Thursday, January 07, 2010
How did it come to this?
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Christmas Quotes - 2009 edition
Nolan (sitting on the couch near Mommy and Sharon): "I like hanging out with old ladies."
Ethan: "We're the shortest people in the sta- ... country."
Carolyn (after falling prey to Jason's X-Pilot skill): "I made a snow effigy of Jason and thrust two spears through it and knocked off its head."
Mommy: "Now Trevor, don't wash the dishes that are in the frying pan. Just wash the rest of the dishes."
Trevor: "Okay, I'll put all the dishes in the frying pan."
Mommy: "If you guys are going to wear wrinkled clothing, I don't want to go out in public with you."
Four kids simultaneously gasp a horrified, betrayed response: "WHAT?!"
Carolyn: "Doth thou want to do that?"
Kendra: "Dost. That should be dost." [pronounces dahst]
Derek: "Dost! HA! HA! HA!" [slaps couch arm between each laugh]
Sharon: "Isn't it supposed to be 'dost'?" [pronounces dust]
Kendra: "Derek, don't laugh like that again, it's ridiculous."
Derek: "It's ridiculous, or it makes you feel ridiculous?"
Carolyn: "Half a penny for your thoughts."
Kendra: "I don't sell my thoughts."
Carolyn: "Well, that's all right, I'll take them for free. Or if you really want to tell me that much, you can pay me."
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Five Things, for my mother
So... just look at the topic! This should be easy!
Five Things I Love:
1) Learning a new language
2) Listening to my brothers and sisters laugh at the movie we're watching
3) Driving on super snowy roads
4) Ironing
5) Eating grapefruit and artichokes (You have to do it first, to understand.)
Just the first five that popped into my head.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
My Cousin and The Queen
Veteran's Day Service
He bows to the Queen right at 4:52.
Now, if the Queen were on Facebook, I think this....umm... interaction would entitle not only Chris to be her "friend", but also accord the same privilege to the rest of us.
But regardless of Facebook, I'm awfully proud of cousin and would think the Queen honored to meet him.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Does this look familiar?
In a galaxy far, far away, the French didn't have any wine. So they had to come up with something else. It turned out to be a bubbly chocolate drink.
Either way... I want some!
Monday, October 12, 2009
Twelve without trying
A very productive ten hours of work.
Time to get home and take a whole hour-long walk before dark!
No deer dashing in front of me in the dusk!
Two very successful phone calls.
Our sink handle got fixed. I almost don't know what to do with myself anymore, not having to use the old broken one like a lever.
Corkscrews! They actually work!
Food at home, no cooking required.
Lovely cold fall weather.
Writing a long email in French.
French café music.
No dishes to do!!
And finally, very materialistic, but none the less delightful - the shocking realization that there's plenty of money.
God is good. I don't understand everything He does, but He is good.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Help me decide?
No pressure. You won't affect the serious projects of Chinese and Arabic. This one is just for fun. And there so many to pick from, it's very difficult to decide.
*Finnish
*Welsh
*Dutch
*Afrikaans
*some other African language (hmm, I don't know many by name... Swahili, Ffoldi, Bantu...?)
*Italian or Portuguese
*a native American language
*Sanskrit
*Hindi
I'll warn you that I'm leaning towards Welsh, but always open to suggestions.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Five-Sentence Stories with a Moral
Moral of the story: Be careful how you use idiomatic expressions.